I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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