At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
