This girl is more easily done than said...
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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