Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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