Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Please, let me fuck your mom
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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