I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize