he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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