ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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