If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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