This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
