god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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