butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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