BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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