Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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