So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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