So drunk its hurt
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Randomize
