I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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