If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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