I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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