your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You're earring is so big in my mouth
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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