I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
he puts the penis in happiness.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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