It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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