found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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