Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
So vagazzling was a success
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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