Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
this just has baby written all over it
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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