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Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
God, I missed his penis.
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