Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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