Three words: puerto rican gang bang
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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