I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
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