okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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