I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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