I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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