# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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