drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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