Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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