We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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