well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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