are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
It's blow job season.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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