Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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