I CAN MOONWALK!
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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