I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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