Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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