Soap is not a condiment
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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