To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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