All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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