i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Randomize
