My friends, they love my intelligence
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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