I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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