Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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