question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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