So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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