So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
