Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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