3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
In other news, I just burned my penis
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
how drunk are you?
Several
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize