I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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